Citrus: Deputies report rampage of naked, shocking behavior
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You have to wonder what kind of drugs he was doing that day. Or what kind or worms were eating his brain. Or which god told him to to do what.

One Response to “Citrus: Deputies report rampage of naked, shocking behavior”

1. Steve says:

   May 5, 2005 at 5:56 pm

   I think that it’s obvious–his batteries ran low from all the current drain from the loud music he was playing, and he needed the taser and the finger-in-the-lamp-socket to recharge, but he overcharged, and that caused a buffer overflow in his cerebral cortex that led to a kernel panic.

   Hey, my explanation makes at LEAST as much sense as anything in the article………..