Archive for the ‘Just plain weird’ Category

Ivory Liquid porn - Google Search

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

Ivory Liquid porn - Google Search

Technoprimitive.og is now in the number one spot for both “ivory liquid” porn and ivory liquid porn on google.com.  There are a BUNCH of really sick folks out there… ;-)

Wired 14.10: START How To: Dismantle an Atomic Bomb

Monday, October 2nd, 2006

Wired 14.10: START How To: Dismantle an Atomic Bomb

Wonder what the author has been smoking.  That may be the way he would do it but something seems to be lacking in the way of common sense safety precautions.  Especially the bit about handling the plutonium without gloves if necessary.  I checked and this is not the first of April so are we having another fools day in the fall now?

God ‘intends for us to have great sex,’ minister says

Sunday, October 1st, 2006

God ‘intends for us to have great sex,’ minister says

Well, I’ll believe that before I’ll believe that he wants us to all be rich and drive big fancy cars like so many of the church in a box preachers preach.

AP Wire | 09/25/2006 | Killer teddy bear leaves 2,500 fish dead

Monday, September 25th, 2006

AP Wire | 09/25/2006 | Killer teddy bear leaves 2,500 fish dead

CTV.ca | Ornery scientist gets rehired by federal gov’t

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

CTV.ca | Ornery scientist gets rehired by federal gov’t

So he was fired for the attitude of his email, then rehired but doesn’t get paid and is gonna do it?  Guess he likes what he was doing.  Be damned if I would go back without a raise in pay…

Hand Truck Chair For Carting Away Bloggers Killed in Line of Duty - Gizmodo

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

Hand Truck Chair For Carting Away Bloggers Killed in Line of Duty - Gizmodo

Handtruck Chair

I’m still waiting for the punchline.  This thing is weird.

billingsgazette.com : The Associated Press

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

billingsgazette.com : The Associated Press
Coyote bites woman at Conn. rest stop

He’d been eating at a local McDonalds and wanted some real meat.  Actually there IS a reason to not feed wild life…

First penis transplant patient hated it

Monday, September 18th, 2006

First penis transplant patient hated it

You got to wonder:

Was it too big.

Was it too small.

Was it the wrong color.

How he lost his in the first place.

And why after getting another one he had it cut off… :-(

NEUTICLES.com

Sunday, September 17th, 2006

NEUTICLES.com

Steve mentioned this site in the comments on the “I’m from the internet” picture and I just had to look.  This is just plain WEIRD.  Money making weird I’m sure but still, testicle implants for your neutered pet?  If you want them to have balls, just don’t cut them off!  This is NUT’S! ;-)

Southern Voice Online

Friday, September 15th, 2006

Southern Voice Online

Looks like the Barbie lawsuit may have been a advertisement for the artist.  Matel says no lawsuit planned.

This planet is crazy: Mattel to sue over lesbian Barbie show

Friday, September 15th, 2006

This planet is crazy: Mattel to sue over lesbian Barbie show

First part of title says it all I’d say…

Internet Police, Pull Over on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Friday, September 15th, 2006

Internet Police, Pull Over on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Don't worry ma'am

Don’t think anything else needs to be said… ;-)

Take-away, from Belfast to New York | NEWS.com.au

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

Take-away, from Belfast to New York | NEWS.com.au

Totally out there.  15,000 for a catered meal.  Nuts…

Nun tried to kill priest after finding him in bed with another woman | the Daily Mail

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

Nun tried to kill priest after finding him in bed with another woman | the Daily Mail

She’s 39, he’s 70.  But they’re Italian so… ;-)

Boing Boing: Papercraft food printed with edible inks at Chicago’s Moto restaurant

Monday, September 11th, 2006

Boing Boing: Papercraft food printed with edible inks at Chicago’s Moto restaurant

Weird stuff.  Like really weird stuff…

Chasing the white rabbits - local mystery revealed - St. Albans Messenger Newspaper

Saturday, September 9th, 2006

Chasing the white rabbits - local mystery revealed - St. Albans Messenger Newspaper

Something a bit different that really makes you wonder what it’s all about.

Ivory Liquid Porn

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

I am, as of before this post, in the number 9 position on Google.com for Ivory Liquid Porn. This is due to a post about the fragrance problem I have with the new improved Ivory Liquid and then the next post about the nude alphabet where I state that it isn’t porn but not safe for work. Weird. Wonder if now with this post I get to # 1? ;-) I found this looking at the search terms that led folks to this site. Neat huh?

Update 2006-09-10: the actual term is “Ivory Liquid” porn and I am now in the number 6 spot.  So Steve is right - kinda.  96 or 69 or somewhere along those lines. ;-)