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By Dave, January 31, 2007 11:25 am

LinuxToons

OS humor. 😉

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By Dave, January 20, 2007 2:50 pm

One from my brother. 😉

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By Dave, January 7, 2007 1:26 pm

Found on the web, author unknown:

Some people are like Slinkies. They’re not really good for anything, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

Interesting observation, and just SOOOOOOO true… 😉

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By Dave, December 26, 2006 10:49 am

The Register: The Home of the Mighty BOFH

Several new ones since I last posted a link.  Funny shite!

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By Dave, December 20, 2006 9:48 am

The Joy of Tech comic… A Michael Moore Christmas.

Spot on.  Too bad about the kids… 😉

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By Dave, December 2, 2006 10:38 am

“Ann” Anopheles Mosquito – By Dr. Seuss

Wonderful WWII piece by Dr. Seuss about the dangers of malaria and the importance of keeping mosquitos away.  Good stuff.

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By Dave, November 25, 2006 10:13 pm

YouTube – Elektronik Supersonik

Really bad something.  Not sure quite what to call it but it is certainly bad, whatever the hell it is… 😉

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By Dave, November 15, 2006 2:25 pm

Supertelevangelistic Sex-and-Drugs Psychosis :: Accordion Guy

Laugh out loud funny! Thanks for the link Joey!

Lyrics:

Here are the lyrics — feel free to sing along!

I used to be a master of the anti-gay crusade
Until a butch disaster blew my pastor masquerade
But if it’s true I’m pounding more than pulpits, don’t blame me
It’s ’cause I caught my hooker-tweaker-stud’s infirmity

It’s
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
Worse than plague and bird flu crossed with osteoporosis
We were playing doctor and he gave this diagnosis:
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis

Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye
Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye

I found the perfect therapist – the kind that gives massage
I like to drive my Escort and I park in his garage
I swear he only serves me crank when all his Coke is gone
And then he helps me straighten out my Peter, James, and John

Blame
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
That’s my greatest guilty pleasure next to Guns N’ Roses
Good thing there’s no ban on it in all the books of Moses
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis

Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye
Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye

It seems all pious public figures bugger on the sly
But Jesus loved republicans and sinners; so must I
Say “Holy moley, Mister Foley! That boy’s underage!”
But I believe the congressman has turned another page

Oh!
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
Next time, better cut me off at handshakes and Mimosas
No more meth or men for me – at least in overdoses!
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis!

(Just a spoonful of crystal helps the prostitute go down…)

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By Dave, November 15, 2006 2:10 pm

xkcd – A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language – By Randall Munroe

Amen!

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By Dave, October 20, 2006 7:30 pm

The Blog | Matthew Diffee: The Rejection Collection Number Two (And Caption Contest) | The Huffington Post

Off color they may be, but still funny as hell!  😉

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By Dave, October 13, 2006 10:53 am

BOFH: Let the games begin | The Register

There’s more than one way to skin the manager.  😉

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By Dave, October 13, 2006 10:30 am

Inflatable Fist Flicks the Bird – Gizmodo

Glad I don’t drive much any more.  I’d have to have one of these and an onboard air compressor, to hell with the pump… 😉

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By Dave, October 13, 2006 9:58 am

Jen and a leaf blower at a Sci-Fi convention

She loves guys in kilts.

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By Dave, October 12, 2006 10:27 am

Ottawa couple has self-help books covered

Funny book covers.  Interesting business idea.

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By Dave, October 10, 2006 8:04 pm

Table of Malcontents

What includes Jesus, the space shuttle and two American flags, and is payable in six easy installments? Why, the ultimate collectible, of course. In Table of Malcontents.

Contains profanity.  Go, watch, roflyao… 😉

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By Dave, October 10, 2006 10:50 am

The Blog | Martin Lewis: That Bush-Foley Photo: The Contest Winners! | The Huffington Post

They would be funnier if they weren’t so true. Go, look, laugh, get pissed off…

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By Dave, October 10, 2006 10:04 am

xkcd – Reverse Euphemisms

😉

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By Dave, October 6, 2006 11:27 am

BOFH: The mystery of the impenetrable data safe | The Register

There’s always a way.  😉

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By Dave, October 6, 2006 11:23 am

xkcd – Nihilism

In the end nothing matters… 😉

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By Dave, October 4, 2006 9:54 am

Elevator With No Floor? Go Ahead, Step Inside – Gizmodo

Good painting job there.  Makes me dizzy just looking at the pix… 😉